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发信人: llqwyx (小齐), 信区: Joke
标 题: A Smugglar
发信站: 荔园晨风BBS站 (Thu May 6 19:14:20 2004)
A Smugglar
The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a s
entry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks
bulging at the seams.
"What's in here?" he asked.
"Dirt," the driver replied.
"Take them out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them."
Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them containe
d nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go.
A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck
.
"What's in the bags this time?" he asked.
"Dirt, more dirt." said the man.
Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothi
ng but soil.
The same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so fr
ustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender. Then one night, th
e suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to
him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if y
ou'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that ti
me."
Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "
Cars."
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